// Different sets of messages that can be randomly selected from
constwelcomeMessages=[
`You turn a corner and are suddenly back in the halls of ${theAO}.`,
`You make the sign of ${theAO} and are whisked away on a gust of divine wind.`,
`You take a closer look at the folder you are in and realize it is a room.`,
`You draw an alchemical symbol and open a doorway into ${theAO}. You step through.`,
`"Ah, there you are again!" The old man greets you as you step through the portal.`,
`A line of doge-masked worshippers glide by. By the time you exit the trance, you are in ${theAO}. Doge bless.`,
`You spraypaint an ${greenChalk.bold('A')} superimposed on an ${greenChalk.bold('O')} and step through the portal.`,
`You receive a phone call. You answer it. You are in ${theAO}.`,
`You dab fiercely, and when you raise your head, you are in ${theAO}.`,
`A ship arrives and takes you out to sea. The ship sinks and you somehow wash up safely in ${theAO}.`,
`You are reading in the Library when you find a strange book. Whatever you read next in the book is ${theAO}.`,
`You plant a magic seed and it grows into a great tree. Climbing up into its branches, you know ${theAO} is here.`,
`In the late afternoon, a warm sunbeam highlights motes of dust over your book. These motes are ${theAO}.`,
`A black cat crosses your path. Most people wouldn't notice, but you know you have entered the AO.`,
`Dipping your brush in ink, you draw a perfect circle. This is ${theAO}.`,
`You are offered a choice between two pills. However, you have secretly built up an immunity to both pills, and trick your opponent into taking one. Inconceviably, you are in ${theAO}.`,
`Looking for a shortcut, you worm your way through through the hedges, and, after struggling through the brush, emerge into a sunny estate garden. You've found the AO.`,
`A page of aged paper wafts into your hand. On it is written ${theMenu}:`,
`A minstrel walks by playing a haunting melody, and in its harmonies you hear the refrain of ${theMenu}:`,
`You pick up an apple from a nearby table and take a bite. You suddenly recall the words of ${theMenu}:`,
`With a screeching sound, a page containing ${theMenu} slowly emerges, line-by-line, from a dot-matrix printer:`,
`In the shadows cast in the cavernous space, you see the forms of ${theMenu}:`,
`With a low hum, standing waves appear on the reflecting pool at your feet. Impossibly, they spell out ${theMenu}:`,
`You see a box of candies labeled 'Eat Me'. Why not? you think. You find ${theMenu} printed on the wrapper:`,
`You see an ornate bottle labeled 'Drink Me'. Why not? you think. You take a sip and shrink to the size of a doormouse. Now you can read ${theMenu} scratched into the wainscoating:`,
`Cretaceous jungle plants tower overhead, overgrown from the safari room. The ancient fractals of the branches prefigure the structure of ${theMenu}:`,
]
constexclamationMessages=[
'Woah there!',
'Shiver me timbers!',
'iNtErEsTiNg!',
'Turing\'s ghost!',
'Frack!',
'Frell!',
'Good grief!',
'With great power comes great responsibility.',
]
constrogerMessages=[
'You\'ve got it.',
'Aye-aye, captain!',
'The AO provides.',
'Roger.',
'Yokai.'
]
constfarewellMessages=[
'Goodbye!',
'Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye...!',
'The AO will always be with you.',
'Please return soon; the AO needs your virtue.',
'The AO will await your return.',
'Doge bless.',
'Please remember the AO throughout your day as a ward against evil.',